Help? Please!!! 10pts. To working method!!!?

Why dont they just txt or something? Myspace? Facebook? Twitter? I mean seriously dont tell me neither obe of the have either of those? And she doesnt need to have him mail anything to her. For all you know he could be a 47 year old st!!!! I mean i am prolly the dumbest person ever but i have more common sence than yall!!!!